Editor’s Note: Far will be joining the team. He’s a pretty big scumbag so this should work out.
Obviously, Guy Fieri is an easy mark for these types of videos. This fucking guy is an unbelievable persona. Purely from a physical standpoint, he has some of the worst tattoos I have ever seen and to top it off he continues to crush frosted tips (have not seen frosted tips out on the circuit in over a decade). He is an internet bully’s dream. However, that does not take away from the extent to which I enjoyed this eerily spot-on spoof. I also can’t knock the hustle because despite being an actual cartoon character, Fieri is successful and everyone watches his shows. Hell, during one bender I accidentally watched 10 consecutive episodes of Diners, Drive-Ins, & Dives. At some point during this triple-D nightmare I started to wonder how Guy kept up his ultra-positive goober persona episode after episode. This video brings to light a hypothetical angle where Guy is a slave to HQ and hates his bleak existence sampling whatever disgusting appetizer small town chefs have cooked up. I have seen it before with the guy from Blue’s Clues and Pee Wee Herman. A cracking of the armor. A man can only keep up an act like that for so long before his soul cannibalizes itself. This Sin City version of Guy seems a little too real.
Admittedly, I did go into this video already aware of Guy’s reputation for copping feels of female chefs which I chalk up as a cry for help. There was also that sketchy video of him fighting his male hair dresser/ lover mid-traffic jam. I guess “Flavor Town” really is a dark place.